February 2012
Constantly reminded I’m not awesome at any anything. Just average at enough stuff to get by.
joeyxvx asked: that's nice of you to say, but i can't help it. i could go on and on about it, but i'll spare you. ha.
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“I pooped. Then I thought, that smells like a ginger latte made with a almond...”
– Michaela
girlof1000dreams asked: i took mike's virginity, he maintained it for 25 years but then my butt came along.
Anonymous asked: nah, i know. i just feel misled haha.
Anonymous asked: well that just bums me out now. :/
girlof1000dreams:
i was laying with my head in mike’s lap while he rubbed my head and suddenly he lets loose the hugest fart i have ever heard
i tried to escape but he pulled me back and said
“lay in my fart.”
I’m calling the hyperbole police.
afternoonsnoozebutton:
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
Anonymous asked: i think it's awesome due to the comradery of it. if you don't want to answer the question, that's fine.
Anonymous asked: i suppose you get this a lot, which i assume is annoying, but are you really a virgin? because if you are, that's awesome!
girlof1000dreams:
just sang “like a nerd virgin” to mike
“Nipples a pornstar would be jealous of.”
– Ellie
I.t. nerds how do I fix this
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“I wanna buzz yo butt!”
– Cousin Bo
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tommyxvx replied to your post: I hate pizza it’s literally the worst food
Left your account up around someone awful or just trolling?
Michaela’s revenge for me posting about adele on her account.
I feel like I have decieved alot of you into thinking I’m someone I’m not.. I’m sorry, I really hate pizza.
I hate pizza it’s literally the worst food
justicecoming:
lessons learned, paid in blood,...
Anonymous asked: Were you trolling?? And yeah, you can live off of that. It's called the food bank. I eat Kraft Dinner and canned corn for free because my family is poor. I steal other people's wi fi and my computer is 7 years old. I think animals' lives are important too!! I'm a vegetarian, but being a vegan is impossible for me.
Not Just Boys' Fun: Challenge to Vegans: →
deaf-aspie:
Make me a vegan diet plan for 2 weeks. And if I like it, I’ll actually try it.
But it’s not so simple. See, I’m poor. And by poor, I mean, your meal plan can’t cost me more than $30 for 2 weeks (and I mean not a cent more).
And I live in the northeast by the great lakes….
You couldn’t live on this being non vegan. Animals lives are more important than your...
